Fucking Myself In The Bath

Now I like to run my bath good and hot. So hot I can barely get in it. And then while it's filling and getting hotter I like to soap myself up real good in the genital region. Everything is not all under water yet which makes it kind of handy.

And while I'm soaping up and cleaning my cock I like to make sure that I get it nice and hard so I can really clean it good. Then I take my right hand and go from top to bottom and back rubbing the soap into my cock just to be sure it's nice and clean for JoJo.

After it's about as stiff as it will get I start playing around with the head of my dick fucking my little pee hole with my finger, soaping everything up. I take my left hand and scrub my balls real good taking my fingernails and working them all around where my legs meet my testicles. I grab my balls firmly and pull stroking hard with my right hand.

Then I take my fuck finger and work it into my asshole. God, it feels so great finger fucking myself in the bath. I play with my little clit and then I reach further inside. I soap it all out real good. I stroke my cock smoothly but not so hard that I spray the tub. I'm saving it for JoJo.

Then I pull myself down in the bath so my ass and balls hang under the steaming hot water. Careful here, it's easy to get burned. My ass cheeks are actually more sensitive to the heat then my asshole. I rinse everything down real good cause it feels so good.

Then just for good measure I soap up again. My cock springs back to life quickly becoming hard. This time I jam two fingers up my butt and I move them quickly so it hurts just a little. Then I leave them in there while I stroke my cock. Before I get too hot I rinse everything back off.

Now for those of you who don't go for fun in the tub all I can say is "Try it. You'll like it." I can't tell you how much I enjoy it. Just writing about it has got me all in a sweat. I wish JoJo would get home. I think I'll go take a bath.

posted by Jamie Jinx on Monday, July 24, 2000

How come there's no dicks?

When I get on a wives site I want to see some dicks.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Saturday, July 22, 2000

JoJo Back To Normal
by Jamie Jinx

JoJo has been working so hard putting up the site. She just hasn't been herself. Well, I can see why, jojojinx.com, it's a big step even for a pseudonym. Frankly, she's been a little stressed out.

So I fixed her a hot bath with some scented bath oil and I floated some dandelions in it, all nice and yellow. I blindfolded her and led her in to her surprise. When I took off the blindfold she loved it. She tripped and climbed in the tub. She said "Ohhh, Jamie, this feels so good." It felt good to me to watch her relax. It felt so good it didn't help me relax. JoJo always has that affect on me when she's naked. And usually when she's not. But if she's naked, I'm a goner. A goner with a boner if you get my drift.

I had a nice herbal soap and I washed her all over. She giggled a lot and then she told me to stop while she washed her hair. Her hair is short and the most beautiful white color. I enjoyed the view while she worked the lather in. She had soap suds streaming down her neck and over her breasts.

Then I soaped her again with a little extra attention to her feet and her toes and then a lot of extra attention to her pussy making sure that her clit was clean enough and then she came in the tub and she was very relaxed, all at once. I held her close.

She was out of it. I said, "Once." She moaned.

I rinsed her off and then I helped her over to the bed. I half assed dried her off (I wanted her wet anyway) and I laid her back on the bed. I was sucking her cunt before she lost the glow from her first orgasm.

She just lay there and took it. I was going from top to bottom and back again. Then I would work on her cunt hole a little bit fucking her with my tongue. Her clit was clearly visible right in front of my nose so I nosed around on it a little. It smelled so good I had to lick. And then I sucked, and then she came.

JoJo really likes my cock in her after she comes on my tongue. I stroked her long and slow knowing that she was already there, just to prolong the agony. I said quietly "Two times." When she finally returned to earth her eyes fluttered open and she smiled at me.

I smiled back as I pulled out. I knee walked over to her head and offered her my cock. She leaned forward and took the hard thing right in her mouth savoring her pussy juices. I said "I bet you wish that was my girlfriend you were licking off my cock." She said "Mmmmm, Mmmmm." I don't know if she was agreeing or just giving me a hum job.

Well she looked awfully inviting laying there on her back sucking on my dick so I leaned over and put a finger in her pussy. She seemed to like that OK so I stuck two fingers in there. Then I swung my leg over her head and buried my face in her muff without ever pulling my cock out of her mouth. (This maneuver is for professional porn writers only and should not be attempted at home.)

So we 69ed and we 69ed. I sucked on her and she sucked on me and it was beginning to feel pretty good to both of us when she decided to swallow my dick. I was getting close anyway so as soon as she took me in her throat I swelled up big opening her throat wide and making it difficult for her to breathe. This felt so good to me that I wrapped my lips around my teeth and started sucking on her clit like I was trying to get it down my throat. Then I let loose of her clit and buried my face in her cunt. She was wet and wide open and I turned her inside out. Now we were both holding our breath. When I went all the way down and licked her little asshole she started to cum. So did I. JoJo popped my dick out of her mouth and gasped for breath. My cock sprayed white jizz all over her facing swinging around wildly like a fire hose out of control. I popped my tongue up her butt to give her one more boost. She squealed and squawked. Then we both lay backwards, side by side, trying to catch our breath. I called out triumphantly, "Three Times!"

JoJo said, "Ohh, Jamie. I missed that soooo much. I'm so sorry I've been working to much and neglecting my pussy."

I said, "JoJo, you know when you don't get it you get bitchy. How am I supposed to put up with this?"

JoJo said, "Well, I'm all better now. Thanks to Jamie. Do you want to cuddle?"

"I guess.", I said. "But I thought you would want your surprise."

"My surprise? I thought the bath was my surprise."

So I stepped into the next room and returned with both hands behind my back. Slowly I pulled my right hand out and I handed JoJo a big plastic dildo.

"Ohh," she said, "It even has balls. I like it. Okay now! What's in your left hand?"

Even more slowly I pulled out another slightly smaller dildo and handed it to her. "For me?", she says. I sheepishly looked at the ground. "Oh, I get it", she said. "For you."

She handed me the big dildo and lay flat on her back with her legs spread. I worked the dildo up her cunt while she cursed and gasped. Then I swung back over her and dangled down in her face. She lifted her head up and nipped at my balls. Then she took my soft cock in her mouth. As I felt the small dildo enter my asshole I slowly started teasing her clit with my tongue.

It's so good to have JoJo back to normal.

posted by Jamie Jinx on Friday, July 21, 2000

Much better. I'm getting the images up there now. This
is both logs now moved over to jojojinx.com. It just
gives me shivers up and down my spine.

And what I like the best. No fucking banners. Damn! How
can you have any aesthetic with some banner at the top
of you page that says "Lesbians ***** Pissing ***** Old
Farts". I mean, get real. How can this look good. So
..... with my own domain and no banners who knows what
might be cumming next. It makes me feel good enough to
pull my pants off and surf the web for porn. Might just
check out jojojinx.com. I hear that bitch is pretty
hot.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, July 20, 2000

JoJo Stuck A Cucumber ...
by Jamie Jinx

Last night JoJo stuck a cucumber up my ass. We were over at the neighbors visiting and they have a garden so we just had to lug these vegetables home. We were almost home when JoJo looked down in the bag I was carrying and began to giggle. The whole bag was full of cucumbers.

There was no way we were going to eat all those cucumbers so I picked a nice one out not quite as large as my cock and washed it real good. Then I threw it in on the bed.

A couple of hours later we were heading to the bedroom and I remembered the cucumber. I showed it to JoJo and then I rubbed it on her tits. I sucked on it taking the little end down my throat. I showed her five inches easy I had swallowed. Then I sucked on the big end of the cucumber. I could barely get it in my mouth. I rubbed it around her pussy and she said "No way. I ain't no prude but I only want the real deal."

I said "It's organic." as I rubbed it down her legs and on her feet.

Well, then I was going crazy rubbing the cucumber and her feet, holding the cucumber against the instep of her right foot while I nibbled on her big toe. Then taking the cuke in my mouth and then back down on her big toe.

Through all this the cucumber stayed hard. I was soft. I ran the cucumber back up JoJo's legs and then I stuck it in her pussy.

She reached out and grabbed my cock stroking it slowly. I grinned down looking at her pussy with a big fucking cucumber sliding in and out of it. This was more fun than I thought it would be.

So I pulled it out and rolled over on my back. My turn, I said and I handed her the cucumber and the KY ass grease. She looked at me funny. I said come on fuck me with the cucumber. I fucked you with the cucumber. You liked it. Now fuck me with the cucumber.

So she put a gob of goo on the smaller head of the cuke and poked around down there. She was too high. Then she was too low. I reached down and helped her out. That was better. I could feel the cuke enter me a little bit.

I stroked on my cock like crazy. It felt so great I wanted more. JoJo was too timid afraid the cuke was too big for me. I reached down and shoved it up in.

So I stroked my cock while JoJo fucked my ass with a cucumber and then I rolled her over on to her back and I massaged her feet and her pussy at the same time. When she came it was one of those build and bursts that had duration. She was out of it for a while. Then she went to sleep.

I couldn't sleep. I got up and viewed some pornography on the internet. I started another download. Then I went back to bed and fucked myself with the cucumber while I was stroking with the other hand.

It hurt a little bit but it really opened me up. I took the cuke out and stuck my middle finger in. I had a very sensitive area just inside and then another place further in. My asshole was stretched out and it felt like a cunt. When I realized this I started finger fucking myself like my asshole was a cunt. And I stroked my cock until I came on my stomach. JoJo was still asleep.

... Jamie

posted by Jamie Jinx on Tuesday, July 18, 2000

JoJo the Slut

A slut is what I am
A slut is what I'll always be
And if you don't like sluts
I'll bet you won't like me.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Saturday, July 15, 2000

A lot of fans have wanted to see my picture. I have a little problem with photographs, being a pseudonym and all, but I did get a copy of a police sketch made during some silly mixup over prostitution. (like I ever charged for it in my life!)

This sketch is pretty close. Although my hair is white I had it tinged blue at the time. And I thinkI was wearing blue lipstick too so it's easy to understand how the guy described my eyes wrong. My eyes are a grey-green and as I get more aroused they get greener. This is an effect of the mutation I was subjected to saving the world in XWives #1.

So from looking at the picture my eyes were probably actually pretty green at the time.

One thing the artist did get right was the cum on my face. Don't you think it looks really pretty?



Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Saturday, July 15, 2000

JoJo's Confession

There has been some confusion over JoJo, Chronicler of the XWives and JoJo Jinx, writer of the XWives stories.

It's simple. I am a pseudonym writing sexy adventure stories about myself.

In the XWives, JoJo is a healthy slut of the female bisexual variety. Does that mean that JoJo Jinx is a female bisexual?

No.

Well does that mean that JoJo Jinx is not a female bisexual?

No.

Huh?

Let me explain it to you. Even psuedonymous authors are not necessarily exactly like the people they write about.

Well then, what the fuck are you?

I'm an anonymous, pseudonymous, androgynous super slut from outer space vacationing with the humans because of their remarkable appetite for sex.

Oh.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Friday, July 14, 2000

I'm so happy with the XWives Public Post that I thought I'd give you a little peek.




JoJo's Girlfriend CBaby



I wish. Well I'm writing this stuff so if I want to write CBaby in as my girlfriend I guess I can. And I want to. So love to CBaby and everybody at The Wetlands, we love your pics.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, July 13, 2000

I hated the guestbook program and I was loving Blogger more and more so I finally decided to let you suck on it too. Blogger is great and you can go back and edit your posts or delete them at any time. I'd love to have pics of your ass or other favorite body parts but please post your own pics only not other peoples copyrighted pics. All of the copyrighted pics illustrating XWives stories are used with permission and the Web Sites providing them are acknowledged. But we can't have copyrighted pictures posted here. Thanx.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Wednesday, July 12, 2000

I thought you would enjoy my Summer Leigh divider.

posted by JoJo Jinx on Wednesday, July 12, 2000

I could just cream my jeans over the illuminated lesbians floating down the left of the page. The thumbs link to the full size image which is really nice to look at. Image courtesy of

All Girls

Also the Summer Leigh divider bar is courtesy of

Scoreland

The big images link through to great sites with more great images like these. Just fly low and try to duck under the consoles.

I think I'll just take my jeans off so I can cream my hand instead. That way I can eat it off my fingers instead of having to lick out the crotch of my panties.

If you want to tell me how much you would like to lick out the crotch of my panties or make any other kind of post here just get an account at blogger.com and join. Feel free to post pics stories, true adventures, total fantasy, mundane details, about anything goes as long as we play by the rules.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Wednesday, July 12, 2000