Windows and Mirrors
by JoJo Jinx and Shyguy

ok ... i'm masturbating again ... tell me a hot sexy story

It was a hot summer's night. The air was humid. Close.

it's been hot all right

This night a beautiful sexy slut, let's call her JoJo, found herself unexpectedly alone.

now that is unexpected

The night was too hot to wear much. She walked through her room dressed only in a silk slip, plastered to her body with sweat.

... chuckles ...

Unexpected, but not likely to last for long. Without company she was lonely..... horny......

ohhhh baby .... i'm crying

As she stepped into her bedroom, she caught sight of herself in a mirror. Mmmmmmm, what a hot sexy slut I am, she purred to herself, running her hands over her full breasts. Watching herself in the mirror. She teased her hard nipples, her fingers becoming hotter and hotter. Her fingers dropped lower, bringing a soft gasp to her lips as they brushed across her sex. Mmmmmmm, I need a nice hard orgasm she thought.

She stepped over to the french doors, opening them to try and create a cool breeze. She peered out into the darkness. Nothing.

Then she pulled up a chair, bringing it directly opposite her mirror. She slowly teased herself, the mirror like an audience for her exhibitionism. Ah yes. She lifted the slip, baring her pretty little pussy to her "audience".

She turned the mirror for a better glimpse. She started. It looked like someone was looking over her shoulder. Oh, thats the back of my head, she thought. She was seeing herself in the headboard mirror.

She adjusted the mirror again. Just so. Now there were dozens of JoJos in the audience watching over her shoulder. Her fingers delved downwards, stroking over that luscious cunt teasing herself for a moment before she plunged that first finger inside her.

That first finger tore a soft cry from her throat but the sight in the mirror looked so hot she just had to have more. A second finger increased her pleasure allowing her to luxuriate for a moment in the fantasy that it was the thick cock of one of her menfriends or a lovely dildo skilfully wielded by one of her girlfriends. She sat there lazily pleasuring herself with her fingers letting her orgasm slowly build, her legs spread letting the mirror see all. A cool breeze drifted over her sweaty body.

But the mirror was not her only audience. In the darkness outside, looking in through the open french windows, enjoying her show almost as much as she was, eyes hungrily devoured the sight of dripping wet pussy. She was so close now her eyes fixed on the mirror watching those fingers fuck her. Oblivious to anything else even the faint sound of feet moving.

As the moment arrived, her eyes squeezed shut. She could feel the ecstasy welling up within her like a tidal wave. It was irresistable. She arched up in the chair. At that moment that her unknown audience chose to reveal themselves.

i'm working on it baby

Get me hot baby... I know you know how...

After I came I heard footsteps. My eyes flew open. I saw a couple at my window. He had his hand in her blouse and she was openly stroking his cock which looked really good all jutting out of his pants like that.

I turned facing them instead of my mirror and resumed masturbating. I spread my labia showing them my cummy cunt. They stepped inside. His cock was stiff and it was big and thick. She was stroking it hard.

I motioned them over to stand in front of the mirror then I turned to face the mirror and we all started watching each other. He opened her blouse showing me her tits. I reached up under her dress and started rubbing her cunt through her panties. She unsnapped her skirt and let it fall to the floor. Looking in the mirror we could see everything, front and back.

While I continued rubbing her cunt and mine she pulled her panties off and kicked them into the corner. We started in on him ripping off his pants and his shirt. Soon we were all three naked in a row looking in the mirror. He stood in the middle his big cock wet at the tip. He was jacking off for both of us and enjoying the shit out of it. His ass clenched together. We each grabbed an ass cheek and gave a squeeze.

She was kind of plump in the way that I like it ... plenty of girl to go around ... fat ass ... big tits ... she had it all. She had her other hand in her cunt. Then she was rubbing it on her nipples. I took in the show and then I fucked myself hard with my hand.

We were standing in a row like three monkeys. Looking in the mirror giving a nice jackoff show. She and I had the same idea at the same time and our fingers inched towards his asshole. She got there first so I decided to use two fingers. Pretty soon he had a bunch of pretty girl fingers in his butt.

When he spurt he came so hard that he sprayed the mirror. Looking in the mirror we could see his cum running down my face, running down her face, and a big glob right on his stomach. She and I dropped to our knees in front of the mirror and started licking on it. We were eating his cum off the mirror and loving it. First she licked the gob on her side. Then I licked the gob on mine. Then we both went for the middle.

We tongue kissed on his cum. Looking in the mirror we could see his dick getting bigger and bigger. The next thing we knew he was rubbing his cummy dick all over the cummy mirror. We could see two dicks head to head and we went for them. We were both licking cum off the mirror, kissing his dick, wrapping our tongues around his cock, and sticking our cummy tongues in each others mouths.

I grabbed his balls and she was back in his asshole. His dick was hard as a rock in no time. So I leaned back against the mirror getting his sticky cum all over my ass. She took his hard cock and stuck it right in my pussy. I put my elbows against the mirror and started fucking him with my cunt. She crawled around behind him and started eating his asshole and licking his balls.

He started hammering me hard while I enjoyed his big dick. She reached all the way under and started finger fucking my asshole. Pretty soon I was cumming again squeezing her finger with my asshole and his cock with my cunt muscles. She sat down and started licking his balls and my tween while he fucked me.

His cock gave a twitch and he unloaded in a steady stream. It was running out around his dick and down onto her face while she licked and sucked. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I laid back on the bed and let her eat my creamy pie.

Her fat ass was sticking up and looking good but his cock was gone soft so he started kissing her ass. We writhed this way and that trying to get more comfortable. More tongue. More cum. Pretty soon we were in a triangle. She ate my cunt. He ate her ass. I sucked his dick.

Just when it was starting to get hard we heard some footsteps. We lifted our heads out of our groins for a minute. Another couple was standing at my window. He had his hand in her blouse and she was openly stroking his cock which looked really good all jutting out of his pants like that.

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Hot Sex
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, July 26, 2001

Here's a little something I found on the web today. I thought I'd like to share it.



By the way Jojo, I liked your story but can't picture you 'simpering.' ;-)

PEACE
zappatista

posted by Zappatista Aardvark on Thursday, July 26, 2001

JoJo at a pornographers convention
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Jeez, JoJo was thinking, these pornographers are a pretty funny looking bunch. Thank goodness for bellhops and chambermaids.

She removed the chambermaid's swollen nipple from her mouth and carefully unfastened the bellhop's mouth from her pussy. Like a little sucker fish he was sticking to her slit better than a limpet. But if she did a twist and turn he came off pretty clean. He wasn't so little or limp any more.

Suck on it bitch, keep it hard for me, JoJo told the chambermaid as she walked to the door. She had to see who was knocking. Probably another horny guy with full balls and a sheepish grin. Her favorite. They always came really fast. Then jumped back into their pants, tripping themselves up in their eagerness to get away from the scene of their transgression.

JoJo savored every cheap slutty second. Having random guys fill her fuckholes with thick wads of cum. Calling her a dirty slut. Fleeing like babies as soon as they shot their bolt.

Word got around fast anywhere JoJo stayed. Usually someone complained about the queue of guys jacking off outside her door. Sometimes they complained about the orgy of moans and shrieks coming from inside. Sometimes the people under her complained about the falling plaster.

Hell sometimes she even complained herself. If she wasn't getting enough. She'd speak to the hotel staff and tell them about her little problem. She whispered it in their ear. They always assisted her in every way possible.

JoJo loved hotels.

The bellhops hands closing eagerly over the chambermaid's fat nipples as the little slut bent down to suck his dick. JoJo tore herself away.

"Hey... this had better be good... I just had a tongue in my cunt and a tit in my mouth..." she said as she opened the door.

She looked at the visitor. She gasped. She looked again. She reached out and squeezed to make certain. "Can it really be...?" She squeezed again - because she wanted to.

"Nick the Poet ma'am, at your service."

He took her hand and brought it up to his mouth with a lingering lip touch on her palm, then up to the her fingertips. He looked her in the eye. He nibbled on her fingers. He sucked them like a cock. He smiled.

JoJo simpered like a schoolgirl. She was in love.

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Hi,

Nick sent me this one. I changed it just a little. I had to write my favorite pornographer in there somewhere.

Hot Sex.
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Tuesday, July 24, 2001

Hey anybody post around here?  Anybody seen the new batch I put up on Jojo's site?

Click on the pics.  Hope you enjoy.

PEACE,

zappatista

posted by Zappatista Aardvark on Sunday, July 22, 2001

Here is a link I hope some of you might find worthwhile.  Just
click on the picture.

PEACE,

zappatista

posted by Zappatista Aardvark on Sunday, July 15, 2001

More Emma

a review by JoJo Jinx

Bradley Stoke has posted several more chapters of his novel Emma on thevelvetplayground.com. Stoke has created a complex possible world where the sex industry and sex TV in particular are his central focus. The first 40 chapters left me aching for more and I am so happy to see him posting more of this fantastic work. In fact he has me shuddering in orgasm time and again with his well developed and believable characters.

Stoke has several other novels on The Velvet Playground including Innocence and Alice In Wonderland but Emma is my favorite for believability and complexity. Not to mention that his sex scenes are unsurpassed. Here is a short excerpt from Chapter 41 where Susan, one of the main characters, introduces her new girlfriend, Rosemary, to the joys of lesbian group sex.

And soon there were four bodies writhing and moaning and grappling together on Susan's rugs: at first apart as two couples deeply in love, and, then, predictably but not without some anxiety as an enmeshed foursome, writhing as a single eight-legged, four- tongued, six and two-half breasted mass of flesh. This was the first time, Rosemary mused, with another woman, or other women, but still including Susan whose ivory flesh she sought out as much as she could between the dark Amna's dark skin and Fluff's psychedelic one. For the first time, she kissed another woman, as Amna took her tongue into her mouth, and slightly nipped it, while was it two? or was it three? or was it even four? fingers probed, explored, penetrated and squeezed her precious labia and vagina. And whose dildo was thrusting in her? Was it Amna's? Or her darling Susan's? And what was that inside her arse?

She groaned and yelled and panted as she shuddered with orgasm, but also watched as Fluff's own skinny tattooed legs twitched and shuddered to its own repertoire of pleasure. She took Fluff's vagina in her teeth, to find herself face to face with Susan, whilst behind her a dildo thrust into and out of her vagina.

Susan smiled lasciviously, her tongue licking her teeth, from out of which one or more of Fluff's pubic hair were embedded. "Oh, Rosemary, isn't this fun? Isn't this the most fun? Isn't this what life was always meant to be about?"

Oh, Rosemary, Isn't This Fun?

In chapter 42 Emma is seduced by Tanya, a host on one of the TV sex shows put on at Harlot TV where Emma works. Tanya, who enjoys making her two livein boyfriends perform unnatural acts for her own entertainment, usually goes for guys and was a little clumsy at the seduction. Emma was easily seduced, however, and surprises Tanya with the ferocity of her sex.

It was actually Tanya who was the most surprised at the lovemaking. Although she was surrounded by her own possessions, the photographic prints of film stars, a colour scheme of deep reds, blues and purples, and wading on the fluffy luxury of her pillows and duvet, she did not feel as much in control as she normally did. It was Emma who took the lead, bringing Tanya and herself to spasms of ecstasy that she'd never enjoyed with a woman before. Her tongue explored every crevice of Tanya's golden skin, sometimes deep into the pink darkness of her vagina, tenderly activating her clitoris into a stiffness that none of her male lovers had achieved. Her fingers probed her arse and vagina, her flesh ground against the sweaty smoothness of her own. And Tanya was alarmed to find just how rough Emma could be: a roughness that she recognised in herself but was somehow reluctant to reciprocate. The pleasure of the licking, combined with the tugging of teeth on her nipples and labia. The tenderness of the stroking and caressing, contrasting suddenly with abrupt slaps on her arse and breasts. The penetration of her anus and vagina by tongue, fingers and full fist. She shook and shuddered as orgasms spread through her body expertly orchestrated by her naturist lover.

The Pleasure Of Licking

Stoke is masterful at transitioning from social commentary and personal reflection into totally uninhibited sex and then back again in the blink of an eye. I've enjoyed all of his writings and I am certainly overjoyed to have more of Emma.

The Velvet Playground is a highly recommend story source. I have a story there and I plan on adding more. It is the only place I have found any Bradley Stoke. If anyone knows where I can find more or how to contact this wonderful author please let me know. Thanx.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Wednesday, July 11, 2001

I just posted a couple new series of pics. The first can be found
at http://www.jojojinx.com/sex/zappatista/webcam/
and here are a couple of samples:

And here are a couple of more from http://www.jojojinx.com/sex/zappatista/aftershower/

ENJOY!

zappatista

posted by Zappatista Aardvark on Tuesday, July 10, 2001

I hope everyone is enjoying my uploads at

http://www.jojojinx.com/sex/zappatista/

posted by Zappatista Aardvark on Monday, July 09, 2001

Steve's Wife Gets Cum Drunk
by JoJo Jinx with Steve

jojo says, "I love sharing a big hard cock. Don't you? Group sex is great."

steve says, "I don't mind sharing mine."

jojo says, "You're very generous."

steve says, "Have you got a story of you with another woman for the first time."

Hmmmmm ... I don't think so ... but I could make one up. We'll pretend this really happened like this and you can jack off while I tell you about the time I came over to your house ... hoping to get fucked ... but you weren't home.

Your wife opened the door. She looked me up and down and saw me for the sexy little slut that I am. She said, "He'll be home later. Do you want to come in and wait?" After she closed the door she said, "The big prick has been wearing me out and I could use a little help. Do you think he'd like to fuck two girls at the same time?"

I said "Well, I've been chatting with him a lot and it's all he talks about." So we sat down in the living room to wait. Your wife put on some music and got me a glass of wine. I relaxed and kicked back and oops ... no panties. She couldn't take her eyes off my pussy so I kept flashing it to her every so often. I was giving her the eye too ... nice tits and a nice big ass.

Well, with all the eyeballing going on we got thirsty again. She went and got the wine bottle. When she was filling my glass she bent over with her ass right in front of my face. I kissed her ass through her dress and rubbed her thighs with my left hand. She kind of purred a little bit and then went to fill her glass.

We were both getting tipsy and when she sat down she kind of fell back and showed me her panties. I said, "That looks good but it's more comfortable like this.", and I flashed my bare pussy. She said, "Maybe I could try it ... since there's just us girls here." She got up and walked over to me.

She emptied her wine glass down her throat like she was chugging cum. I took my fingers and hooked them through the waistband of her panties. Down they came. She said, "That does feel better.", and refilled my glass. Her big ass was right in my face again. This time I lifted her dress up and kissed her naked butt. I said, "Bottoms up.", Ha ha ha ha ha ... and chugged my wine down.

Then I said, "I have a better idea than drinking out of these wine glasses." She said, "What's that?" So I said, "Sit back down and I'll show you."

She fell way back in the chair and gave me a great beaver shot so I crawled over to her like I was too drunk to walk and I grabbed the wine bottle. I told her to put her feet up on my shoulders and I took my left hand and spread her pussy lips. Then I poured a little bit of wine right in her pussy and started licking on it.

Well the alcohol really stimulates the clit and so did my tongue. I poured ... I licked ... I licked ... I poured ... and pretty soon she came and came. As good as the wine was I told her I liked girl cum better. I told her she would too if she would just try it.

So we changed places and I put my feet up on her shoulders. Instead of pouring a little bit in she just started fucking me with the wine bottle. Wine was running out of my cunt just like fresh cum.

She was doing her best to keep it off the upholstery by licking on my legs and my ass while she fucked me harder with the bottle. I was moaning and groaning from the fucking she was giving me when she finally licked up all the wine. She just kept on bottle fucking me except she stuck it up my ass and started sucking on my clit. I kicked my legs way up in the air in a Y and I started to cum.

Then Steve and Nick and Talljon breezed on in through the door. I was loud and I was proud. She acted like she didn't even notice them. I think she was drunk on girl cum.

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Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Saturday, July 07, 2001

Three Fuck Bunny Limericks
by JoJo Jinx
except the first line is by Nick

There was a fuck bunny called JoJo
Who just never could say No Go
All the Bluesmen would say
As she gave them a lay
With JoJo I don't need my Mojo.



Don't Need My Mojo

There was a fuck bunny called JoJo
At Karate and Judo she was so so
But the way she would fall
With no panties at all
Made her popular in the Dojo.



No Panties At All

There was a fuck bunny called JoJo
who loved sticking feet in her bone hole
When Joseph got big
She would light up a cig
And say won't you give me your toe, Joe.



Sticky Feet

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Nick sent me an email suggesting the first line except he said Jo instead of JoJo, I don't know why. Anyway he inspired me to dirty ditty away and before you know it I had three of them.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

Pictures Courtesy of Raven

posted by JoJo Jinx on Friday, July 06, 2001

JoJo Smokes An Imaginary Wife
by JoJo Jinx with ShyGuy

I think I'll smoke while you hammer me. I climb on and grab my smoke.

I'm lifting my hips ... forcing my cock inside your slippery little cunt.

Silver smoke, it makes dicks stay stiff. Ride me baby ... ride me hard. I fire up my bowl and puff puff puff ... filling the air with silver smoke.

That's the way I like it, JoJo. I'm fucking you good now. Squeeze down on my cock.

Mmmmmmmm ... I love it.

I'm driving my cock up into you. Feel my thick rod open you up.

I blow sexy smoke rings and they hover around the room. Drifting here and drifting there. Silver rings in the morning sun.

My hands are on your breasts squeezing your nipples.

Pinch them baby. Fuck me while I smoke.

Pinching them hard as I fuck my thick cock up inside you.

I'm sucking your cock into my cunt and silver smoke into my lungs. I exhale right into your face. It feels so good that I want to keep your dick nice and hard. I ride you slow and easy.

Mmmmmmmm, your pussy feels so good. Just like liquid velvet on my cock.

Silver smoke hangs in a haze around the room ... sooo good ... sooo hot ... sooo sexy. I put on some jazz and light three candles while still riding your hard dick.

That's it baby ... slow ... relaxed ... enjoy the ride.

I pull on a string and the curtains fall making the room dark. I groove to the cool jazz in the candlelight.

Rocking my body against yours, my hips moving slowly... like waves lapping at the shore.

Miles Davis trumpet fills the air while the candles flicker through the smoke. Oh yeah ... we're catching the mood now. I love jazz and I love jism. I think I'll switch to some hot smoke. I got a little bit of red here. Leaving the unsmoked silver in the bottom of the bowl I pinch some red out onto the top. I fire it up.

I love watching you. Watching the way your face moves as I slide my hard length into you. Watching your breasts lift as you inhale. Watching your sexy mouth as you exhale.

I'm grinding my hips around and around in circles twisting and turning on your thick prick. I look so hot in the mirror as I fire up the red smoke in the yellow candlelight.

I'm lifting my hips impaling you. My balls feel so heavy and tight now. Full of creamy cum for your cunt. Ready with their load of hot white jizz.

The red smoke is a hot smoke. It works on boys and girls. It makes them frantic and induces orgasm. When I exhale it at the candles it puts on a little light show like 4th of July fireworks. No ... more like laser lights at a rock concert.

Do you want me to cum baby. I feel like I'm riding a wave right now.

No hurry lover. I grin as I exhale a wave of red smoke right at your face. It's kicking in now. I'm pumping faster. My cunt is spasming all around your cock.

My back is arching. My whole body shuddering. I'm gasping for air. You bitch. Ahhhhhhh.

Of course I want you to cum. Don't hold back but don't hurry either. Let the red smoke work it's magic. I reach down with my other hand and stick my fuck finger into your asshole. Mmmmmmmm ... nice and tight.

My body is bucking beneath yours, my hips driving my cock into you hard as your finger penetrates. Ahhhhhhh.

You like that as much as your wife does, don't you? One more hard red inhale. I lean forward and kiss you pushing the smoke directly into your mouth. I lick your teeth and fuck your face with my hard tongue. Now exhale it back at me baby. I'm back in your ass fucking you furiously with my cunt and my finger.

Ahhhhhhh. I'm not married. Mmmmmmmm. But if I was... ooooh... it would be to someone who loved fucking and being fucked as much as you do baby.

It always gets me hot to pretend you're married baby. I love to think of your wife enjoying this red smoke with us. Breathing out now. Not so controlled. My whole body is spasming and shaking. Give it to me baby. Cum for me. Cum in my slut box. I put the pipe up and concentrate on your cock and your ass. I reach way up inside of you and rub your prostate. I'm doing circles with my finger and circles with my hips.

She'd be right behind you. Kissing you. Squeezing your tits. Riding us both while we cum together.

I'm jamming to the jazz and fucking you hard with my finger. Give it to me. Cum in my cunt.

Oooooh God. Fffffffffucckkk.

I can feel her tits on my back. The room is hazy, red and silver smoke in the flickering candlelight. Fuck me baby ............. Fuck Meeeeeee.

Mmmmmmmm. She'd lick my cum from your pussy.

She smiles over my shoulder into the mirror. You see her rubbing my tits and squeezing my nipples. Go ahead and fill me up. Give her a nice creamy pie to eat.

Mmmmmmmm. Squeeze them hard. That's how she likes it. I've got so much cum for you both. I'm close. Closer.

Cum in my cunt. Your wife wants you to baby. She's looking you right in the eyes and smiling while she plays with my tits and my clit.

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmminnnnggg. yyyyyyy. Oh God. She's making me cum. I'm soooo hot.

I'm cummmmmmming too. I can feel you squirting cum on my cum in my cunt.

I can feel it ... you ... her ... ahhhhhhh.

My girl cum is washing down your cock and onto your ass.

Sooooooo much cum. Ohhhhhhh. She's gonna lick us both clean.

She reaches down and squeezes your balls while you squirt up into me.

She'll love the taste of your cunt almost as much as I do.

I lay forward on top of you spreading my legs for her.

Godddddd! I'm flooding you.

She's down in the middle of both of us. Licking my cum off your balls and your cum oozing out around your dick.

Licking my cock as it slides up into your pussy.

She sucks and licks ... lap lap lap ... I think the red smoke got her hot too.

She's rubbing her finger against your asshole.

I kiss you hard. Loving you while your wife loves our stuff. I pull my finger out of your ass getting completely out of her way. She's rubbing her face up and down. My ass ... my cunt ... your cock ... your ass.

God, my cock is still spasming ... still leaking ... still oozing cream.

She peeks up over my ass into the mirror. We can see her reflection, her face glistening in cum. She smiles sweetly and dives back for more.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, July 05, 2001

Hi,

Here's another Santa story. I think it captures my essence. Or I capture his essence. And don't let that part about Santa and his reindeer being dead throw you. We all know better than that. After all, just look who wrote the story.

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JoJo Writes To Santa
by Nick

While perusing the effects of the late Mr. Santa Claus, I came across a letter which might hold a clue to the mysterious events surrounding his death.

It was tucked down the side of a cobwebbed old box in one of the cavernous subterranean storerooms of his Arctic residence. While the icy winds howled high above me (and I cursed the old man for failing to install central heating), I stumbled across this unpreposessing item.

The box was full of stacks of dusty and neglected correspondence. Mainly negotiations involving bulk reindeer feed prices, reindeer poop disposal, elf wage demands, and ongoing legal disputes with various animal rights organizations (over whether using reindeer to deliver presents was cruel). (Editor's note: shortly after Santa's body was discovered, a break-in occurred during which all his reindeer were freed. They were subsequently killed by hunters, and today it is rumoured that only one survives. The last confirmed sighting was over a year ago.)

How such an improper and frankly bizarre communication came to be in this box is anyone's guess. I note for the record that it was not nearly so dusty as its bedfellows.

Dear Santa, [the letter begins]

I have been a:

[ ] good little boy
[ ] good little girl

[neither of these boxes was checked. Scrawled underneath in pink ink is what appears to be "dirty little slut" with three exclamation marks]

all year.

[this has been crossed out and replaced with "since 14", in the same pink ink]

I have been obedient and polite and unselfish.

[Added beneath this is: "I drink my boyfriends' cum whenever they ask me to. Does that count Santa baby?"]

I would very much like for Christmas:

[this box has been filled in with one word, "toys". Well thank heavens for that. At least some things never change. Girls writing Santa still want toys, even in our cynical modern age. How strangely comforting!]

Write your special message for Santa here [the letter goes on.]

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Well here the writer with the pink ink has gone to town. She uses up all the box and spills right out onto the other side. So many words. Poor Santa. As though he didn't have enough to do already. So thoughtless, so self-absorbed. No appreciation of the organizational problems involved in delivering presents to over a billion households in a 24-hour time window.

Not to mention the extra strain on poor old Santa's weary eyes. I have consulted his optician's file and can confirm that the condition of his eyes in the last few months of his life was anything but satisfactory. Too much soot from chimneys. Too much checking of hastily scrawled addresses on presents by moonlight. Alas poor Santa.

The reader will judge what sort of character wrote this letter to the late lamented Santa Claus.

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Hi Santa,

I bet you get bored giving presents to all those millions of well-behaved kids right? Not to mention that they're all lying through their teeth about how good they've been. Just so you have even more to deliver.

To be honest Santa baby, I'm not even a kid. I'm just young at heart. Like Peter Pan.

See I'm really levelling with you Santa. I'm a woman who knows what she likes ... and I ain't shy about asking for it.

And what I really want this Christmas is Santa cum. Big gooey squirts of it. Splashing all over my face and dribbling off my chin. Coating my nipples. Oozing from my ass. Ropes of it mussing my hair. It makes me look so pretty ... all my boyfriends say so. Shit even if it didn't ... I'd still want it. I just need to have myself a merry little jizzmas ... is that so much to ask?

I'm playing with myself as I write Santa. Just thinking of your wobbling belly as you fist your fat old cock has got me rubbing my fingernail hard on my pink button. I'll open my mouth and say aaaaah and wait for my creamy prezzie to dance out the end of your Yule log ... it's got me wet as a bitch.

When you've emptied your sac at my place, I want you to go "Ho Ho Ho" in that deep resonating voice of yours while your lips are fastened on my bulging clit. Ooooh ... I'm getting wet multiples imagining how good it will feel. Cumming again ... yyyyyyy ... so good ... you sure know how to ring my sleigh bell lover.

I don't do reindeer baby... but bring Mrs. Claus along and I'll let her eat my creamy pie after you've topped me up. While I cuke her cunt with Little Boy. yyy don't forget to bring me more sex toys for Christmas .... I've been such a bad girl I deserve them.

I'll try them out on your wife first. When her juices and cum have made them really wet we'll try them out on you too. On your fat white virgin ass. We'll all pile up in a winter wonderland of pale flesh... I love it.

I'll give you a mince pie to chew on while I fuck you with my strapon. Mince pies taste soooo good mixed with your own cream - you'll love it baby. I'll milk your North Pole into my hand then rub snowdrops all over your charming old face. It works great for laughter lines too.

Then lick my clit with your tongue coated in rum punch .... pleeeeease do baby. It makes me cum so hard. I'll drench your face. You'll love it.

By the time we're through, the only present you'll want to deliver is a wet sticky one.

I'm so jealous of your elves. They handle Santa's presents all the time don't they. I'm almost small enough to be an elf. Hey... I think I got me a plan.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

P.S. I'm happily married baby ... in case your wife wonders.

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Ain't that great. Thanx Santa. I mean thanx Nick. You're a Saint.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Tuesday, July 03, 2001

Hi,

I got a message from Nick in chat.

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I might catch you next week jojo. I was going to tell you about a new story, "JoJo Does Santa".

Or maybe "Santa Empties His Sack At JoJo's".

Of course it's not much good unless you believe in him. I do... and I believe in the tooth fairy... and I believe in JoJo Jinx.

Why is JoJo Jinx like pinocchio?

Every time she tells a lie some guy's cock gets longer.

After she's been in a room for a few minutes there's a dense network of interlocking poles you have to fight your way through.

JoJo Jinx: makes dicks grow as fast as leylandii.

Your neighbours will all complain that your erection is blocking their sunlight and reducing the value of their property and they will take you to court demanding a reduction in your endowment. They will secretly sneak into your property at dead of night and try to take the law into their own hands and trim you down to size. Ouch... disputes with neighbours can get pretty personal.

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Ain't that cool? Nick gets kind of violent sometimes. He lets his imagination run wild. That's why I love him.

Well .... Nick ..... I already wrote that story last year. I was saving it for Christmas but you know how long it can take for Christmas to get here. So once again you are my sweet inspiration and I posted it this morning.

Naughty JoJo Has A White Christmas


If this gives you an error go to my home page and take the link to the new server. I put the new story at the top of the page and in the Naughty JoJo story listings.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Sunday, July 01, 2001