Hi,

I don't know how I missed this but I dug it out of the logs last night. I call it

Tommy Says
by Tommy

Tommy says, "logging on."

Tommy says, "morning!"

Tommy says, "stroking off here very hard and full of hot cum"

Tommy says, "anyone want to help me jack my hard meat"

Tommy says, "would like to cum in a warm wet mouth"

Tommy says, "precum oozing out my peehole....mmmmm tasty"

Tommy says, "milking my cum filled balls as i stroke my stiff cock"


Want A Mouthful Of Hot Creamy Jizz?

Tommy says, "anyone want a mouthful of hot creamy jizz"

BIGFELLA says, "logging on."

Tommy says, "pumping my hard cock up and down while i tease my own asshole"

Tommy says, "hey bigfella just here jacking my cock"

Tommy says, "enjoying the hell out of it too...precum on my cock head"

Tommy says, "you stroking your cock too bigfella"

Tommy says, "oh well....pulling on my cock and my balls feels so good"

Tommy says, "working it up and down....squeezing hard as i pump on my cock"

Tommy says, "ohhhhhh pinching my nipples as i stroke"

Tommy says, "my precum is flowing out over my fingers"

Tommy says, "sticking my fingers in my mouth and licking the precum off"

Tommy says, "my wet fingers now wrapped around my hard cock slowly stroking on it"


Finger My Tight Asshole

Tommy says, "fingering my tight asshole now"

Tommy says, "sliding that finger in deeper and deeper"

Tommy says, "my cock throbbing as i finger fuck myself"

Tommy says, "ohhhhh god that feels soooooooo good"

Tommy says, "i'm going to shoot my fucking load all over myself soon"

Tommy says, "driving my finger in and out of my tight asshole faster and faster"

Tommy says, "while pumping my cock"

Tommy says, "ohhh god i'm so close to cumming all over"

Tommy says, "gonna shoot off in my own face...i know it'll reach my mouth"

Tommy says, "stroking and aiming at my face now..yes"

Tommy says, "ohhh yes i'm cumming hardddddddddddd"

Tommy says, "mmmmmm yes got some hot cum in my mouth"

Tommy says, "all over my face...my chin, my lips, my neck ohhhhhh yes"

Tommy says, "damn that felt so fucking good"

Tommy says, "licking cum off my fingers and lips"

Tommy says, "my cock going limp"

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Thanx for sharing, Tommy.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Saturday, September 29, 2001

Hi,

I was testing the dirty ditty drop box last night so I made up these four dingalings.

A riddling water sports aficianado - Quiz her Whizzer
A picnic malady - Ants in your pants
Telling the elderly husband to do his job - Suck old Cuckold
Cross dressing Old Nick - Santy Panty

And it works! I only forgot one file. Submit your limericks, dingalings, and other dirty ditties.

Dirty Ditty Contest

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, September 27, 2001

Hi,

Mick Carlo submitted this dirty ditty

There was a young girl of Penzance
Who boarded a train in a trance.
The passengers fucked her,
Likewise the conductor.
The driver shot off in his pants.

I wish I was from Penzance.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Wednesday, September 26, 2001

Hi,

I think Mick liked my story about me and Becky making him cum. At least he sent me this email.

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God Jo! I shot off in my shorts once reading your story! And that photo!...I pulled my sticky, jit-soaked prick out of my shorts through the leg opening and into the open air, while staring at that picture. I imagined it depicted the three of us, as I jacked noisily and violently on my stiff cock. When my dick finally exploded for a second time, the orgasm was so intense, it almost hurt. I groaned when cum shot straight up into the air...and splashed against my own face! I swear! It was quite a shock to suddenly have my own sperm dripping down my cheek! There I sat for a time... shorts pulled to one side with my cock sticking straight up from the leg opening, the burst of my previous orgasm saturating through the fabric, and a dollop of runny, warm jit (my own!) slowly cascading down my face. Funny picture to imagine, huh? That's what your story did to me! Thank you for your sweet inspiration...not to mention a mind-blowing cum!

Mick

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Just remember, I predicted that this would happen.

Hot Sex,
JoJo

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, September 20, 2001

Hi,

This is a true fantasy that I had this morning.

Becky Helps Me Do Mick
by JoJo Jinx

My friend Mick Carlo sent me several stories in my email. Well ... I kept working on my site and kept getting hotter and hotter thinking about those stories just waiting for me. I finally came to a stopping place and decided it was time for a break.

So I opened my email and started in on them. The first one was about a guy at work and his hot slut boss was flashing him. She caught him with an erection and made him cum in his pants. Then she pulled his cock out and licked it clean.

The next one was incest, which I don't get into, but the sex was still hot and by the time I finished reading it I was out of control. I just had to get off or die.

Jamie was gone to work and nobody showed up for a nice blow job in my chat box so I was down to vegetables. I went to the kitchen and got the biggest carrot we had. I washed it and carried it into the bedroom. I lubed my ass a little. It felt sooooo good finger fucking myself in the asshole that I started playing with my pussy with my other hand.

Before you know it I was ready for the carrot and I popped it right into my asshole big end first. It hurt a little so I went slow but in just a few minutes it started feeling great and I was jamming my ass with a carrot and rubbing my clit at the same time. That's when the fantasy began.

I dreamed that it was Mick fucking me with the carrot. He was kneeling beside me and I could see the bulge in his pants. I reached out and rubbed a little bit and he got a wet spot. So I started licking on the wet spot while I stroked his cock through his pants.

He was getting close. I was getting close. Then ... surprise.


Surprise!

His wife Becky walked through the door and caught us. She looked at Mick jamming a carrot up my butt. She looked at me lapping on Mick's pants. She said "I was wondering what you and JoJo were up to when I wasn't around." We were busted. I thought we were in trouble. Then Becky stripped off, looked me in the eyes, and said, "Let me help."

She took the carrot from Mick and started stroking my asshole with long full strokes. She stuck a finger right into my cunt up past the pubic bone and started rubbing my G spot. Mick kept working on my clit. Watching his wife do me was making him harder and wetter. His pants were plastered around the head of his dick. I took it in my mouth and sucked.

Before you know it I was getting his cum in my mouth filtered through his thin cotton pants. Becky had that carrot so far up my ass that I started cumming. Of course it was really my fingers on my clit and my fingers that got wet as I gushed all over my hand.

After I finished I grabbed the carrot by the little bitty tip that was still sticking out of me and eased it on out. It still felt great! I held it up and looked at it. I had over seven inches up my butt when I came. I licked sticky girl cum off my other hand. mmmmmmm. Then I went to wash up.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. It's a true fantasy that I had this morning about how Mick's wife Becky helped me suck him off through his pants. It made me cum and I am sure it will make Mick cum too. Maybe he will even show it to Becky and it will make her cum. If it makes you cum I will have fulfilled my mission as a pornographer. So if you're close read it again. Stick a carrot up your ass while you dream on me. And let me know how hard I made you cum.

Hot Sex,
JoJo Jinx
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Wednesday, September 19, 2001

Hi,

It just keeps getting better and better in my chat box. Last night Skip and I had a little fun. We got to laughing so hard we couldn't cum. Anyway I gave it a dingaling title. What does JoJo think about her rhyming partner?

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Skip's A Pip
by JoJo Jinx and Skip

skip says, "why don't you give me a bit of jack off encouragement, I love it when a hot woman orders me to jack it for her"

jojo says, "ok ... jack off for me"

skip says, "I have things well in hand"

jojo says, "stroke that dick while you suck my cummy cunt"

jojo says, "and when you cum i want you to spray it on my pussy and leave some cream for jamie"

skip says, "How do you want it? You want to kneel in front of me and watch?"

jojo says, "sure "

skip says, "Can I have some of the cream for myself?"

jojo says, "ok ... but don't get greedy"



jojo says, "you can spray it on my face if you want to"



skip says, "Or would you rather I straddle you and hose you down?"

skip says, "It's hard to stop once you get the taste and I could taste you all night long"

skip says, "what can I do for you? anything you want"

skip says, "I want you to be screamin out for more"

jojo says, "here me screamin .... give me your semen"

jojo says, "baby i just want your cum ... i'm not particular about the particulars"

jojo says, "more more ... i need to score"

skip says, "You like it when I stroke it slow or fast?"

jojo says, "yes ... i like it when you stroke ... slow or fast"

skip says, "Jamie's gonna have quite a load to lick up"

jojo says, "rain all over me baby"

skip says, "You sure you want it all on your pussy? I love to drop a couple squirts on those gorgeous tits"

jojo says, "sure baby ... tits ... pussy ... jamies not particular where he licks"

skip says, "this could get seriously messy"

jojo says, "he'll even lick it off my ass"

jojo says, "give me your mess ... right here on my chest"

skip says, "I'd love to stick my tongue up your ass"



jojo says, "spray your jit ... all over my tit"

jojo says, "i got a creamy ass pie for you to eat ... do it while you beat the meat"

skip says, "on the nipples or do you want it to dribble down your cleavage?"

jojo says, "god it's hard to rhyme with cleavage"

skip says, "lol"

skip says, "I love to lick your beautiful bud"

jojo says, "i'd rather have it on my nipples so i can lick some off too"

Link Reloaded - "http://www.terra.es/personal7/lemondaisy/seventeen/29.jpg"

jojo says, "click cobrowse to see what i want"

jojo says, "clit ... jit ... spit .... tit"

jojo says, "that pic is so hot"

skip says, "oh yeah nice creamy titties"

skip says, "I'd love to tangle my tongue with your tongue as we lick my creamy goodness from your nipples"

jojo says, "that would be great ... but first you have to cum on them"

skip says, "I'm ready to spray, whenever you say"

jojo says, "cum on my tits just like the pic"

jojo says, "then we'll lick and suck and swap cum with our tongues"

skip says, "I'll watch it dribble, over your nipples"

jojo says, "do it now bitch .... cum all over me"

jojo says, "go go go go go go go"

jojo says, "i need boy seed"

jojo says, "i want you to wank all over this skank"

skip says, "I'm ready to pump just watch those hips hump!"

jojo says, "i'm yelling and screamin ... give me your semen"

skip says, "with one hand to type, it's hard to jack pipe"

jojo says, "i'm licking your head ... i need to be fed"

skip says, "hold up those breasts and I'll do the rest"

jojo says, "soon i know skip'll ... cum on my nipple"

skip says, "Your hot mouth I love, it fits like a glove"

skip says, "Oh yeah skippy will squirt, straight down your shirt"

jojo says, "i'll never back off while i watch you jack off"

skip says, "my hand's movin' so fast, I know I can't last"

jojo says, "i'm down here kneeling ... getting a feeling"

skip says, "here comes my spray stick those tits in the way"

jojo says, "rain on my face and send me to space"

jojo says, "cum on my mammaries in the back of your camry"

skip says, "watch as I rut and then empty my nuts"

jojo says, "i love when your dickie ... makes my tits sticky"

skip says, "It's warm and inviting like melted glaze icing"

skip says, "Your tits make me cum and so does your bum"

jojo says, "i scream out oh shit ... just cum on my tit"

skip says, "your hot lips make me burn and my balls they will churn"

skip says, "Let's not quibble just watch that cum dribble"

jojo says, "i love watching you wank ... so stroke on that crank"

skip says, "I'm laughing too hard to actually cum now"

jojo says, "something tells me all this rhyming was counterproductive"

jojo says, "i may not get your cum ... but still it was fun"

jojo says, "after you toast it ... this poem i will post it"

skip says, "I'll watch as you drool and beg "give me your gruel""

skip says, "I'll work it and jerk it and then I will spurt it!"

jojo says, "you know that i love it ... so push it and shove it"

jojo says, "i love your sweet stuff ... on my tits or my muff"

skip says, "I've made those breasts cummy, I'm in love with you hunny!"

skip says, "How about a blast in the crack of your ass!"

jojo says, "and i love you skip ... now rub some on my lip"

skip says, "I love when cum drips, from the edge of your lips"

jojo says, "i love jizz jazz and jism ... either her'n or his'n"

jojo says, "i watch you suck tit ... all coated in jit"

skip says, "You say I'm his, I drained all his jizz"

jojo says, "it really seems he has made me all creamy"

skip says, "You're ready, I reckon for a hot sperm injection?"

jojo says, "you say i'm yours ... off my tits your jit pours"

skip says, "Every day when I'm creamin' of you I'll be dreamin'"

jojo says, "i guess you're in luck cause i'm ready to fuck"

jojo says, "i'm jojo the slut and you'll be my mutt"

skip says, "every day when I'm pumpin' it's you I think of humpin'"

skip says, "I'll kneel and beg to lick between Your legs"

jojo says, "i'll eat your balls"

jojo says, "and suck your cock"

skip says, "Doggy style always takes me a while"

skip says, "On a leash in your collar I'll soon start to howlin'"

jojo says, "fuck me doggy style and i'll be your bitch"

skip says, "Jojo, this has been fun but I now have to run"

skip says, "I'll be back soon for more of your poon!"

skip says, "Your the best, thanks jo!"

jojo says, "and so said i ... time for beddy bye"

jojo says, "thanx for your cum ... i'll give jamie some"


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The next morning Nick responded with this dirty ditty.

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The Ballad Of JoJo's Butthole
by Nick



nick says, "here's a little rhyme... won't take up much time"

little jojo does her nut
if you don't fuck her in the butt
so lube her anus pink and ravaged
and pump her butt - she thrusts back savage
then fill her nasty ass with cum
so her next guy can suck out some

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Too fucking great!

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Sunday, September 09, 2001

Ok ... you guys are gonna love this.

Sex Quotes at Passion Press

What a riot!

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Saturday, September 08, 2001

Hi,

Well ... I've already got the pictures to illustrate this one but it might be a day or two before it's posted. So for those of you who just can't wait for the latest from JoJo and Lickedlady ...

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Pissing In The Shower

by JoJo Jinx with Lickedlady


I was in my chatbox when Lickedlady came to visit. I was bemoaning the lack of cock.

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lickedlady says, "We got to work with what we have."

jojo says, "Ain't that the truth .... and baby we got enough don't we? Do you feel like sucking cunt? Because I'm on fire."

lickedlady says, "Sure do. Jeez what do you want me to do?"

jojo says, "I'm already close. 69? I'm laying down beside you ... going for your muff with my face. I trap your head between my thighs."

lickedlady says, "Yes!"

jojo says, "Just do what comes natural. Ohhhhh baby .... look at that clit ... you're hot too, aren't you?"

lickedlady says, "Mmmmm. It's yummy in here."

jojo says, "Yummy cummy baby .... Jamie fucked me before he went to work. I give your clit a little suck"

lickedlady says, "Yes gimme it and I'll give you some."

jojo says, "Have you got any cum in yours?"

lickedlady says, "Girlcum."

jojo says, "I eat it up. Licking your tween and playing with your ass."

lickedlady says, "OHHH!"

jojo says, "Mmmmmmm ... you do taste good baby."

lickedlady says, "Licking your labia."

jojo says, "I'm gonna check your other hole. Rimming your asshole with my tongue."

lickedlady says, "Sucking on your pussy lips."

jojo says, "Soooo sweet baby ... eating your butt. Ahhhhhhhhh. Put your finger in my asshole baby .... fuck me ok? I'm drooling all over your butt. Rubbing my saliva around with my finger. Sliding it into you."

lickedlady says, "I'll do you one better. I'll fuck you with a dildo."

jojo says, "Your tight asshole sucks my finger right in. Great baby ....fuck meeeeeeeeeee. I'm sucking your cunt and finger fucking your ass."

lickedlady says, "Yes! Taking the thing and sliding it into your asshole."

jojo says, "Oh yeah .... I hope you lubed it up ... I got one tight ass."

lickedlady says, "Fucking your ass with this dildo and sucking your cunt."

jojo says, "Roll over on your back and let me get on top. I want to sit on your face while you fuck me."

lickedlady says, "Yeah. I lubed it up with my saliva."

jojo says, "I move up to your clit and suck."

lickedlady says, "Sit on me."

jojo says, "I must still be greased up from this morning because it doesn't hurt at all .... in fact it feels great. I take my other hand and start finger fucking your cunt."

lickedlady says, "Awesome."

jojo says, "You're getting a double penetration with a clit lapping on the side."

lickedlady says, "Eating you out big time."

jojo says, "I'm using my fuck finger in your pussy rubbing your pubic bone. I push it in further and go for your G Spot."

lickedlady says, "Oh fuck! Sucking and fucking for all I'm worth."

jojo says, "Ahhhhhh ... there it is .... massaging it gently. While I suck hard on your clit .... I'm gonna make you squirt on my face. Suck my cunt .... fuck my ass ... I'm sooooo close. Here I go. Cummmmmmmmming."

lickedlady says, "Yeah I'm gonna piss on you when I cum, which is soon."

jojo says, "Wet baby ... I gushed."

lickedlady says, "Make me cum. Yummmmm."

jojo says, "Heres some more cum. It's running all over your face."

lickedlady says, "Licking it up cause I wanna cum."

jojo says, "Stroking your G Spot firmly. Baby ... female ejaculate isn't piss. I'm still getting it."

lickedlady says, "More more. I know it isn't."

jojo says, "Multiples baby. Squirt on me tooo."

lickedlady says, "But I wanna piss on you."

jojo says, "Cumming again. Piss on my tits but cum on my face first. Here's some more cum from jojo."

lickedlady says, "Okay, do it some more."

jojo says, "Double fucking you with both fuck fingers. I am lover."

lickedlady says, "Oh soon."

jojo says, "I can't stop. I just get wetter and wetter."

lickedlady says, "Oh! Cummming on your face."

jojo says, "Clear girl jizz all over my fingers. Give it to me bitch."

lickedlady says, "Cum, cum, lick it up."

jojo says, "That made me cum some more. Right in my mouth you slut."

lickedlady says, "Now I'm gonna piss on your titties."

jojo says, "Do it. Stand above me and pee on me."

Lickedlady says, "Standing and pissing on my bitch. Pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. All over your boobs."

jojo says, "Titties ... belly ... pussy .... ass .... all soaked. That feels sooo good .... I'm laughing and laughing. Jamie and I like to get in the shower and pee on each other."

lickedlady says, "Whew . Mmmmmm."

jojo says, "We'll just laugh and laugh while we piss .... it's so much fun .... I don't know why .... I guess because it's naughty."

lickedlady says, "That's sound like a lot of fun. That's really hot."

jojo says, "Do you feel better baby ... did I help you out this morning? You made me cum for a week .... I mean multiples on multiples."

lickedlady says, "Yes."

jojo says, "I was jamming both hands in and then typing .... my keyboard is soooo sticky. Goooey clear girl cum. Baby I gotta pee now."

lickedlady says, "Can you email me and tell me about the times you and Jamie piss on each other?"

jojo says, "Sure."

lickedlady says, "In the shower?"

jojo says, "Let me pee on your ass. Sure."

lickedlady says, "That's a really hot story."

jojo says, "Get in the shower and bend over .... I'll climb up your back and piss down your ass crack. Ok?"

lickedlady says, "Make it quick I gotta go."

jojo says, "Ok are you ready?"

lickedlady says, "Piss on me."

jojo says, "Pisssssssssssssssssssssssss. Here's some more."

lickedlady says, "Mmmmmmmm."

jojo says, "Pissssssssssssssssssssssssss. Oh god baby .... it's running down the back of your legs .... that felt sooooo good. Here baby ... let's turn on the shower and rinse off."

lickedlady says, "Yes."

jojo says, "I really did go piss .... I pretended I was on you when I did."

lickedlady says, "That was so good."

jojo says, "I got some nice cucumber soap .... let me scrub your ass and your cunt. I love a quickie in the morning."

lickedlady says, "Please don't forget about that story. It makes me horny just thinking about it."

jojo says, "Ok baby .... I'll find some pics too. Bye bye .... I love you."

lickedlady says, "Thanks so much bye."

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I really do love being pissed on. But I'm saving my face for cum. I love to feel cum rain down on me but somehow piss on the face just isn't appealing.

Anyway Lickedlady sent me an email.

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Hey JoJo,

I need to hear about your times with Jamie in the shower where you piss on each other and laugh. I just see it, the yellow pee mixing with the clear water all over you and him. Damn, I'm masturbating already. I NEED to hear this story. Thanks so much.

Licks for you and your hot piss, Lickedlady

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So here goes.

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I was writing a story at my computer one day when Jamie said, "I gotta piss JoJo. Why don't you go stand in the shower and let me pee on you. Well he'd been after me about this ever since he started looking at this girl on the internet who was into water sports. It didn't really sound good to me but I thought, "What the fuck?". So I said, "Just let me finish this story and I'll let you do it in the shower." I needed a shower anyway.

So Jamie went and got a beer and sat down and watched me write. I was naked and he had a big boner which was kind of distracting so it took me longer than I thought it would. He drank one beer and went and got another. I think he had what is called a piss hardon. And he was still loading up.

The funny thing is that by the time I finished writing my story I was ready for it. We were already naked so we just jumped up and got in the shower. He started pissing on my belly. It was soaking down my white furry place, piss running down my cunt and my legs. He aimed a little higher and sprayed piss all over my tits.

For some reason we both thought this was funny. We were just laughing and laughing while he was peeing. If he peed on my feet it was funny. When he peed on my tits it was even funnier.

After he was done I turned on the shower and started to rinse off. I needed it. I was soaked in yellow pee. Jamie stood behind me, reached around and started soaping my tits. His cock was laying in my ass crack. All of a sudden I got a warm feeling on my ass and running down the back of my legs.

"Are you peeing again?" I asked.

He said "Yes" and he laughed. "The running water made me piss some more."

I held the shower head over my shoulder and ran the water down my back and onto his cock. I guess it was the two beers he drank because he just kept peeing. Before you know it we were both laughing our asses off again.

So after we washed up we dried off and ran into the bedroom and fucked like bunnies. I mean we were so hot we did everything. I sucked him hard. He fucked my cunt and my ass. He finally came all over my ass cheeks and we fell asleep.

He woke up before I did, carried his morning wood into the bathroom and took a leak. When he got back to bed I said, "I have to pee too."

He said, "So what? You pee every morning."

I looked him in the eye and said, "In the shower?"

Well he just thought that was a great idea. We couldn't keep our hands off of each other as we walked to the bathroom. I leaned back against the shower wall. He stuck his cock between my legs but not in my cunt. I let loose. It ran all down his cock and his legs. We were laughing and laughing. I couldn't believe how much fun it was.

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So that's "Pissing In The Shower". I hope everyone enjoys it as much as Lickedlady, Jamie, and I did.


Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Thursday, September 06, 2001

Hi,

I added a sex advice column, New Sex Advisor, that focuses on G-Spot Orgasms. It is written by Arte, founder of the New Sex Institute and has some really hot stuff in it.

New Sex Advisor

This is really great content with hot hot tips and believe me ... they work. It is also a revenue site for me. If you purchase tapes or other products from his site I get a commission. So enjoy his advice for free and if you think it might help you give your wife or girlfriend mind blowing orgasms get one of his tapes and watch it together. Fun fun fun.

Hot Sex,
JoJo
jojo@jojojinx.com

posted by JoJo Jinx on Tuesday, September 04, 2001