by JoJo Jinx

I was getting fucked. I was getting gangbanged. Everywhere I looked there were cocks. I was having an orgasm. It was going to be a good one. Good, good, squirt it in my mouth. The cock in my cunt pounded harder. OK, Here We Go! Over The Top! I was gasping, I was choking, I was floating on cloud nine. Oh oh. It really is cloud nine. There's the Pearly Gates. St. Peter. Ohhhhh! St. Peter!

I Was Getting Gangbanged

I said "Shit, JoJo, you've gone and done it now. You've fucked yourself to death."

But from the looks of St. Peter I guess they have sex in heaven too so it's not the end of the world, anyway. I walked over, naked and spattered in cum. "I ... I hope ... I hope I'm on the list."

St. Peter grinned broadly. "JoJo Jinx. Of course you're on the list. Why you're at the top of the list."

I said, "So you already know about me up here?".

"Oh, right, The Big Guy himself loves your web site. Can't get enough of your stories. You're not going to quit writing just because you're dead are you?"

I said, "Of course not. I love to write almost as much as I love to fuck. In fact sometimes I think I only really get off when I'm writing about it. So do I get in?"

St. Peter said, "Sure. Of course you have to pass the test."

I said "Test?"

He looked down at his cock.

I Said "Test?"

I wasn't sure if this was really required but his cock really looked good to me so I dropped to me knees and went to work. His prick was enormous and his skill fucking my mouth was extreme. I guess he's been getting a lot of practice with all the bad girls wanting to suck themselves into heaven. When he came I tried to swallow all of it but it just kept cumming. Soon it was running down my chin and onto my tits. He smiled and told me how pretty I looked like that. Now I understand why they call him St. Peter.

"Did I pass?", I asked.

Did I Pass?

St. Peter looked like he was on cloud nine. Shit, He's always on cloud nine. He must've been on cloud ten. Anyway when he came back to cloud nine he said, "Of course you passed. I knew you would. You just go right in, I believe they are waiting for you. And one other thing."

I said "What?"

He said, "Don't tell anybody about the test. I just made that part up."

I said, "I thought so." Then I kissed him and gave him a stroke or two. "Well, I gotta run. This is the first day of the end of my life."

I was led right to the throne room where I saw Jesus and the apostles. I thought they were playing video games but when I got closer I saw they were on the jojojinx.com web site. They were laughing and pointing. Some of them had their dicks out stroking on them.

The throne was empty. I thought "I hope this isn't one of those Wizard of Oz deals going on here. Nahhh. Maybe he just had to go to the bathroom." But Jesus looked great. All radiant and splendiforous. And what a package. Some of the cocks the apostles were stroking on didn't look to bad either.

I said, "Guys ... guys ... I was told you were waiting for me."

"JoJo!"

"You look great"

"Ha Ha, it looks like St. Peter is up to his old test trick again."

The Apostles Gathered Around

Jesus and the apostles gathered around. They couldn't have been nicer and more polite. The apostles with their dicks out apologized but I said, "No problem. Not the first one I've ever seen." Then everybody laughed while I gave them a stroke.

Well one thing led to the other and before you know it I was surrounded by cocks again. Just like before I kicked the bucket. There was an "Ahem" and a couple of the apostles said "The Big Guy" but I couldn't see anything. Then the next thing you know everything was all organized and I was getting it from three of the apostles at once.

Everything Was Organized

It felt great getting fucked in the ass, cunt, and mouth right there in the presence of God and Jesus. And the guys, they were like a well oiled machine, working as one, they pumped and I squealed. They squirted and I loved it. Round one.

I took the apostles three at a time until there were only two left. You know Judas went to the other place. So I had one apostle in my ass and one in my cunt and I was looking longingly, right at Jesus. He walked over and I reached out and grabbed it. I never had anything so good. And this time the guys made it last. Several orgasms later they were filling my holes. Jesus erupted in my mouth. I never tasted anything so sweet. I thought I had died and gone to heaven.

Gone To Heaven

Then everybody stood back. The Big Guy stood up and walked toward me. I looked up at him and smiled. Now I know why they call him The Big Guy. I was sure there was no way I could take him but he slid right in. After all, he's God. Omnipotent and all, you know. I thought "Shit, I'm getting fucked by God. This has got to be the best. This has got to be the best.", and then I woke up.

"Jamie", I said, "Let's go to church Sunday. I feel like getting closer to God."