How I Got A Vasectomy And Got My Wife Pregnant

By JoJo Jinx

Clair was raised Catholic. She's not religous, she doesn't attend mass except at Christmas, but she's Catholic. She was raised a Catholic and she'll always be a Catholic.

Catholics don't believe in birth control. I always thought this was the way the Pope was going for world domination. I mean if everybody else is sensible and Catholics aren't pretty soon they'll be a lot more Catholics than everybody else and then ...

But I couldn't argue her into taking the pill or even getting a diaphragm. She said she was a Catholic and Catholics didn't believe in taking stuff or sticking stuff up for birth control. She said they relied on two time tested methods of birth control, the good way and the risky way.

The risky way is called the rhythm method. The idea is that you don't fuck when you're fertile. The problem is most women are fertile three weeks out of the month and you can't be sure about the fourth week. The only time it's safe to get laid the old lady has got PMS so bad she could bite your head off. And it's a good thing it's in her cunt or she might.

The Good Way Is To Swallow

The good way is to swallow the little buggers before they can do any damage. This was the way Clair preferred. Perhaps preferred is an understatement. Clair told me she sucked her first guy to completion and swallowed his cum when she was 14 years old and she's been swallowing regularly ever since. Shit, that's the reason I married her. She gave such great head I just had to get her in the sack. But she was Catholic. And Catholic's don't believe in birth control. So we couldn't do it until we got married. So we got married.

Not that I got to do it very much after we got married. I mean we fucked. Maybe once or twice a month. Clair was scared to do it even if she was on the rag. She didn't want to get pregnant. I wasn't really deprived. She sucked me dry two or three times a day. She couldn't get enough cum in her mouth. She just wouldn't let it near her cunt.

If you've ever had a girlfriend who would fuck but wouldn't suck your dick you know how frustrating that can be. This was worse. Way worse. After all I married her so I could get some of her pussy once in a while and the closest she would let me come to it was with my face. She got really good at 69. But she wouldn't fuck.

The Closest I Got To It Was With My Face

She didn't want to get pregnant. And Catholics don't believe in birth control.

So I decided to get a vasectomy. After all I wasn't a Catholic. It wasn't against my religion. And it wasn't like I was asking her to do it or anything. No, I'd just go to the Doctor and get a vasectomy and then I could surprise her later.

Boy was she surprised. "A vasectomy!", she cried. "What about having babies?"

I said, "I thought you didn't want to get pregnant."

She said, "Not now. But sometime."

So I Fucked Her

I didn't know what to say. So I fucked her. That made her feel a little better. I mean being able to relax and enjoy it instead of being so uptight about getting pregnant. After we rested a while I fucked her again. I was making up for lost time. This time she really got with the program. I was able to keep it up quite a while since it was my second time in less than an hour. She started squirming. Then she started bucking and jerking a little. Then she was fucking back and then, somehow, she was fucking me and then she came.

She liked that.

So we went out to eat and when we came back she was ready for some more and since she hadn't had it in her mouth all day she just kind of naturally went for it and I was feeling pretty good especially thinking about fucking her earlier that day so I came in her mouth, just the way she likes it.

She was disappointed. "It doesn't taste right.", she said.

Who was I to argue with her. I said, "Maybe it's something I ate."

She said, "No, I think I miss the little guys. I think I can tell the difference. Here, let me try again."

Well I wasn't going to argue with that either and after 15 or 20 minutes of her head licking, steady stroking, deep throating, blow job techniques I blew another load in her mouth.

"Yechhhh." she said. "It just tastes bland. Like it's not there or something. Like you're expecting beer and somebody gives you water."

So I got to fuck her fairly steady but she really cut back on the dick sucking. I said, "You don't have to swallow it. I could spray your face or your tits."

She said, "No way. If I'm working for it I'm getting it. You know I can't do without it. If you sprayed my face I'd taste some of it and then I'd have to eat some. God, I wish I had a real cock to suck right now."

Well that hurt but I could see her point. After all I was the guy who got the vasectomy and I was getting laid steady. She did like that but she still liked to suck cock too, she just couldn't stand the taste of my bland cum anymore. And I knew just how much she loved to suck cock and swallow cum and I hated to see her disappointed. So I called my buddy John.

John was over in a flash and Clair was licking her lips in anticipation. Before you could say Jack Straw she had his pants down and his pecker half way down her throat. John told me how good it felt and the funny thing is it felt good to me too, seeing her get it like that, the way she loves it. So I took my cock out and started stroking on it where she could see it but I think all her attention was on John's prick. When he came she had such a look of ecstasy on her face, it was the first time in several weeks she had got to eat her little guys and I guessed the taste was everything she wanted.

It was. She loved it. She said the taste made her horny for my cock so I fucked her. Before I was done she had John's cock back in her mouth. "Going back for seconds already." I joked. "Mmmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmm" was all she said. Then she just kept on humming until John filled her mouth again. She loved it. A cunt cock and a mouth cock. This was great.

Before I Was Done She Had John's Cock In Her Mouth

John started coming over two or three times a day to get his cock sucked and I was fucking her every night when I got home from work and sometimes later, again, when John came over. Sometimes John would stay all night and we would both fuck her in the morning, me in her cunt and John in her mouth. We got pretty good at timing it so we would all three come off in sequence anyway and sometimes at the same time. Clair said there was nothing like getting her mouth and her cunt filled at the same time and if she hadn't already had an orgasm this would always give her one. Sometimes she would get several and I even saw her cum once while sucking on John with nobody even touching her pussy.

Then John and his wife went on vacation and Clair didn't know what to do. She even tried sucking my cock but the taste was so bland it just drove her crazy. So she called one of her old boyfriends.

"That's better.", she said after he came in her mouth. "Now get over here and fuck me baby while I suck on Max's balls." That sounded like a plan to me so the three of us went to it like we had been doing it for years. She got to eat his cream twice. He was disappointed that she wouldn't let him fuck her but when she told him she was Catholic and couldn't take birth control he said he understood. Really he still wanted to fuck her but he figured why complain after the way she sucked his dick.

Clair Had To Call An Old Boyfriend

Max worked split shift so two nights later Clair had to call another old boyfriend. This guy was married but he told his wife he had an emergency at work and showed up at our door to take care of Clair's emergency. Really, it seemed like if she didn't have at least one mouthful of cum every day she would just go banannas. Bill filled her mouth and then his beeper went off. "Shit", he said, "It's my wife. I've got to go. Can I come back tomorrow." Sure, I said, watching Clair savor the taste of his cum in her mouth. I didn't know what Max's work schedule was and I didn't care. I just knew Clair would want some more of Bill's cock. He went home and I fucked her.

The next night Max and Bill both showed up. Clair didn't mind. She loved sucking cock. She told us in High School she used to suck two cocks all the time. Her boyfriend didn't have a car so he would have to ride with a friend. After she would do her boyfriend she'd do his friend to thank him for the ride. She figured this way she wouldn't have any trouble getting a ride when she and her boyfriend needed one.

She Did Max And Bill

So she did Max and Bill while I fucked her. It turned me on so much I fucked her twice. Bill wanted to fuck her too but she said, "No way. I'm not getting pregnant." So Bill gave in and let her suck his dick again instead.

It got to where she had to suck two or three cocks every night. If only one of her boyfriends showed up she would get on the phone and roust up some action. We went like this for several months, I would be fucking her every night while she ate a bunch of dick. Then Maurice showed up.

Now Maurice was a nice guy. Real polite and friendly. Everybody liked him. And he had a nice big dick. It was the biggest one at the party. Clair couldn't wait to get her hands on it. And then she had to suck on it. Everybody was taking their clothes off and stroking their peckers watching her suck that big dick. We saw Maurices ass cheeks clench up. We saw Clair's adam's apple bob up and down while she swallowed. And then.

"Yechhh", cried Clair. "You're Shooting Blanks. This tastes worse than my husbands cum." She started spitting Maurice's cum out all over the carpet. "Max, come here. I need some real cock here to wash out the taste."

Maurice admitted he had a vasectomy. He didn't think it was a problem. I explained to him that the reason she wasn't sucking my cock is because I had a vasectomy and she didn't like the taste. No little guys for her to eat. She wants the little guys swimming around in her stomach.

By now Clair had swallowed Max's cum and she had started on Bill. I pumped her cunt full and everybody looked at my cum pouring from her pussy. It kind of made me think about sloppy seconds, you know, fucking somebody when somebody else's cum is still in there.

So I said, "Hey honey. You ought to try Maurice. He's had a vasectomy and he can't get you pregnant. Besides he has such a nice big cock."

You Ought To Try Maurice

That convinced her and she sucked him hard. "Don't you be squirting that thing in my mouth." she said. When he was hard she turned away and started back on Bill. Maurice edged right in and stuck his cock up her cunt.

Well she really liked his big prick and she was cumming in no time. Bill got so turned on seeing Maurice pole her that he sprayed her tonsils. She started sucking on John and Maurice made her cum again. The next thing you knew we were all standing around looking at Maurice's cum run down out of Clair's pussy.

Well that gave me a hard on. So I fucked her again. Maurice and I took turns all night while Clair wore out all the other guys cocks with her mouth. It was bound to happen and before you knew it some of the other guys were grumbling. They'd say "God, I'd like to have some of that pussy." or "Hey Clair, if I can't fuck your cunt can I fuck your ass." She wasn't giving it up though. She didn't want to get pregnant. Besides with Maurice and me both fucking her she didn't need those guys in her cunt.

Two nights later Maurice couldn't make it. I could tell that Clair was missing his big dick. I could tell she was wanting more fucking than she was getting with just one cock. She came up to me and said, "What do you think, honey. It's less than a week before my period. Do you want to try the risky method?"

Just the thought of seeing her get gangbanged by all these guys had my dick hard. I told her "Yeah, Clair, it's safe enough. Go ahead and go for it."

It's Safe Enough

So she fucked Max and she fucked Bill. She fucked every guy in the room a couple of times. She sucked everybody hard and had a few nice cums in her mouth but really everybody there wanted to fill her cunt. I guess there were six or seven of us and we all fucked her at least twice. About three hours later her cunt was frothing over in cum. She lay in a huge cum spot in the middle of the bed. She even had cum on her belly, her tits, and her face. I just had to take a picture, she looked so pretty.

She fucked everybody again the next night and then her period started so she went back to sucking. She told all the guys that the gangbangs were fun but she didn't think she wanted to pull any more trains. They better get used to just getting their dicks sucked again. But I knew better. Because I saw her counting down the days to her next period. Here she was getting fucked by me every night, me and Maurice most nights, while she feasted on a cornucopia of cock and man cum, and she was impatiently counting down the days to her next gangbang.

Sure as shit three weeks later she was banging everybody in the room again. This time around it was way more intense. All she cared about was fucking and sucking. From the minute I got home until we finally crashed on cum soked sheets she was non stop with the dick in her cunt. She would cum and cum. She even sucked me off a few times while Max or Bill was fucking her. This was the first time she had sucked me to completion since my vasectomy and it sure made me feel better. I even watched her suck Maurice's cock and swallow his cum with relish.

Then she got her period and the gangbang fun was over. Maurice and I still got to fuck her but she didn't suck our dicks. She was back to her old self, fucking the impotent guys and sucking the potent ones. Then a week before her period she turned back into a fuck machine.

About the third or fourth time this happened she didn't get her period. So we just kept fucking her. We fucked her like crazy all the way through her pregnancy until she was about seven months gone. Then she had had enough. she turned totally bitchy and ran all the guys off. I didn't even get to fuck her but sometimes she would suck my dick. Mostly I just jacked off and waited for the baby to get here.

About two months after our daughter was born she started calling her boyfriends again. I guess she still liked the taste of their cum better than mine. Or maybe she was just a cum sucking slut that couldn't get enough cock. Maurice had moved away so I was the only one left to fuck her. She wouldn't let her boyfriends fuck her, she didn't want to get pregnant again. She sucked and I fucked and everybody was happy. And then the baby had her first birthday.

She told me she had always planned on two children. Most Catholics have nine or eleven so two seemed really good to her. And she wanted them close together so they could play with each other. And she wanted to try to get me a son. So everything was backwards again.

With the first baby it was hit or miss. She wasn't trying to get pregnant she just wanted to fuck bad enough to use the risky method. Now all her boyfriends had to cum in her cunt. Only I could cum in her mouth since I was shooting blanks anyway. Maurice moved back and started screwing her face too. Max and Bill and the rest of the boys gangbanged the fuck out of her night after night. She wouldn't suck any of them all the way because she didn't want to waste their cum. She kept her cunt full for about three months and we all had the time of our lives.

This Was The Golden Age

Then she missed her period. She was pregnant again. Fulfilled. We didn't care. We couldn't hurt her any worse now and she could eat anybody's cum she wanted to. This was the golden age. We all fucked her. She ate everybody's cum and loved it. We even started spraying her down once in a while. She didn't care. She had more cum than any one woman needed and a baby growing inside of her to boot. True to form at seven months she ran everyone off. For a brief time I was her only man. Except a couple of times she called Maurice and sucked him off while I fucked her. It was a baby boy. Clair couldn't have been happier.

We Even Sprayed Her Down

But she had all the kids she wanted now and she wasn't going to use the risky method again. In fact she told me she had it all figured out. During these last few months she had gotten used to the taste of impotent cum. She said she was even beginning to like it better than eating the little guys. It was creamier and not as stringy. She said she liked it better on her face too.

So she never called Bill and Max and the guys. Maurice and I took turns with her almost every night. She said she would only fuck guys who had a vasectomy. She didn't want to get pregnant. And she would only suck guys with a vasectomy too. She said she knew if she started sucking everybody again they would want to fuck her and, of course, she would want to fuck them, and then she would probably get pregnant again. And she just wasn't that kind of a Catholic.

Max Gave In And Got A Vasectomy

Max finally gave in and went and got a vasectomy. So now he's back over here every night he doesn't have to work letting her suck on his cock and creaming his impotent load into her pussy. Bill said he would get a vasectomy but he and his wife are Catholic too and if she found out she would excommunicate him. I don't know if he meant she would cut him off or cut it off but either way he wasn't going to risk it.

Clair's not as wild as she used to be. She spends a lot of time taking care of the kids and making sure everything in their life is just so. And at night, after they are asleep, she enjoys fucking and sucking on her impotent boyfriends and her impotent husband. She still can't get too much cock and she is always looking for another guy who has had a vasectomy. If we find a few more we might revive her golden age.

She Enjoys Fucking Her Impotent Boyfriends

So that's the story of how I got a vasectomy and got my wife pregnant. Would I do anything different if I had known how it would turn out. Probably not. I have two wonderful children and a very loving wife who gives me all her love every day and then passes the rest around to any guy she can find who's shooting blanks. How does she know for certain that they have actually had a vasectomy and aren't lying to her to get into her pants. Easy. She sucks them off first. She can always tell by the taste.